Tara:
No walks! Too hot! Hate it!
Cato is either sleeping or chewing one of MY pigs ears. Mum is too hot to snuggle. Dad is doing Windows 10 installation stuff.
Will we ever walk again?
They won't let me bark in the garden! They won't let me go for a walk! Python wrestling is boring!
and there aren't any killer attack monster plastic bags to find!
Cato:
Ooooh it was so nice. The last few days have been soooooooo boring. But Dad took us to Foxy, in the shade, before it got too hot, and we could run and run and run.
Dad is my hero. He got up early to take us for a walk. AND he got up at very early to take me down for a wee. I love him.
This is me running. Tara says I look silly. But not nearly as silly as she does. Cos Dad took us out before Mum had time to brush out her bedhead and put in a Thing. You know, a PINK t
Tara:
Monster! Monster! I saw it! I saw it first!!! Monster!!!!
Cato:
We just found a Monster! It was very exciting. The back door was open, cos of the hotness, and we went out for a patrol, and we saw it, flapping dangerously round the garden under the table! So we barked and barked til Mum came to investigerate. We would have got it, of course, only she came too quickly.
It was a Monstrous plastic bag!!! Flap! Flap!
I have to keep going out and checking
Tara:
Sausages 2 days in a row, for Breakfast! Mum says it isn't to be encouraged, and now we have to go a whole week without sausages. Not fair!
But we did see Auntie Jane, and go for a Foxy walk. We always do Foxy on Sundays, cos of Aunty Jane. It was fun. Hot but fun. Of course, Cato wimped out, as usual. I will show you the good bits, then Cato can do the boring bits. Sounds fair, doesn't it?
Here I am, near the end. 3 sprouts today, but a bug got in them, and I had t
Tara:
Hahaha! Cato has gone for a snooze after all that blogging about our other walks, so now I get to tell you about our exciting walk today. With sausage, and summer beach dens and EVERYTHING!
First we went in the car to the salt marsh beach, but then we went North to the Centre of the Universe, instead of South to my Memory Benches.
They had planted trees and poppies nearby.
This is wot we saw (it was very dark and we thought it woz going to rain)
The
Cato:
Dad took us out really early cos it was going to be hot, and we just went round the PingPongPavillion park.
It was very, very sunny. And hot. And sniffy.
I went on strike, cos I knew we had to go up the hill on the way home,
but Dad didn't fall for it, and I had to run to catch up.
Then the next day we went to The Big Lake again, with Dad instead of Mum.
And we walked the same route we did with Mum day befo
Cato:
Mum had a busy week, on account of doing Mum stuff upstairs. Sorting and cleaning and wardrobing and stuff. The walks were once with Mum and three with Dad, and one day off cos of rain. But we can't remember all the details, cos they were AGES ago now, so Mum said we could do afew blog thingies at once and catch up all in one go, so sorry if this is very long.
Tara doesn't understand wot Mum means, cos she can't remember wot happened yesterday, let alone 3 days ago, so I will
Tara:
Hello Aunties! Cato has been telling Mum off for falling behind with the blogg dictation. this woz our Monday walk - that is ages ago, isn't it? Bad Mum!
Cato wanted to give AuntieSophie'sHaven something to read when she has her morning coffee. I do too! Only I want to show you pics of ME! Cos they are more interesting than boring word stuff.
Here is a flower. No one knows wot is is, but Mum likes it. But then she is flower mad.
Look, nice Mr Council Man ha
Tara:
We had MacDonalds burger! It was YUM! We were going to have sausages, but then it rained, and Mum said we would have to sit in the car and eat and wait to see if it stopped raining. I said I didn't mind the rain, but nobody ever listens to me. But the burger was LUSH. Although I didn't get much, and I was starving.
Then we went to Foxy Park and I splatted Cato. It was ACE!!! Burgers make me even more Ninja. So I should have them every day, shouldn't I, Aunties?
I had
Cato:
We went to see AuntieLesley and she bathed us and gave us liver treats and said how silly Tara is
We do look nice. Mum says she may get some pics later, only we are very sleepy now. Tara is snoring, so she may not bloggify today. Her sprout is getting sproutier. And we are nice and cool again now.
We also went to Mrs Vets house and Mum paid for my blood stuff, and got a printout. Wotever that is.
My blood was all OK, said Mrs Vet, and Mum has looked it up on
Tara:
Yesterday it was nice and cool and windy, so wimpy Cato didn't stop us from walking. Yay!
This is me and Dad under the big trees. Where the daffys used to be. Lots of sniff!
Me and nettles. Mum said not to sniff them. so I did. But then she said they were too young to stingify. so now I need to sniff them again, when they are bigger.
Me, Dad and Cato. Cato lagging behind. Of course.
He is so slllllloooooooooowwwwwwww!
This is Cato being
Tara:
Mum forgot to do my hair today! Hahaha! She said I looked like a hooligan. And Dad says I look like Einstein. Whoever that is.
I think I look like a PIRATE, cos my hair covers my eye like an eyepatch. But can you tell Mum to do my hair properly tomorrow? I like my sprouts.
We walked with Dad after Mum's boring work finished, but it was still hot. Cato wimped out. And he went on strike in the cemetery AGAIN.
See?
Did you see him? He is that tiny d
Cato:
We had a FAB day! It was going to be all wet and boring, but then Dad decided to visit Pops and Mam, which is GREAT, cos we went too, and had treats and fussing and fights on their hearth rug. It was fun until it wasn't. Why does Tara always go too far? And then I mountaineered up Dad's leg to get away from her, and Dad helped to pull my tail out of her mouth, and then it was nice again.
After that we went to Town Park, and Dad didn't do any boring flower stuff. So that was
Cato:
Hello Aunties! We had to wait for EVER today for our walk. Mum said it woz too hot for me to walk at lunchtime, so we had to wait til she finished work. But it was a mistake, cos there were children all over the park, and Mum said Never Again!!!
Anyway, good sniffies, eh?
And Mum keeps trying to distract us from going across this bit. Too many grass seeds, she says. Hahaha!
Foxy never came back, you know. It doesn't even smell of him any more.
Mum:
No walk today. Out with Auntie Jane for breakfast, as usual, but when we returned to the car, we had a flat tyre.
I pumped it up, dropped her home and then came home myself. If we are going to fight with the spare and organise a puncture repair, I would much rather be doing it from home than stuck in some park car park!
Anyway, the Hounds are sleeping off their sausage, and harumphing cos they were deprived a walk - can't do it now. Too hot on the pavements and then
Tara:
Too wet for a walk yesterday, so I spent the evening bouncing on Cato instead. Mum ended putting him on her lap where I couldn't reach. Not fair!
But today we had a good beach walk! Sunny and sandy and lots of big dogs!
Look wot I found! Mud! Cos of yesterday's rain (every cloud...)
Cato tried to drink it. Of course. But Mum stopped him and gave us a stinky bottle drink instead.
This is the holiday place. I don't understand, but Mum says all these tiny
Tara:
Pack walk. With Dad. We woz showing him the way to go, as usual, cos he walks off in funny directions, sometimes, and doesn't always know the best sniffy route.
This is the bottom of the Entmoot. Cato is obsessed. But he is never going to manage to widdle on every tree, in one go, is he?
Aren't I cute? Cuter than Cato! Hahaha!
I look like mud wouldn't melt, don't I?
Ooooh look! Mud. Hahaha!
And this is a secret sniffy door in the pa
Tara:
I can swim!! I fell in the lake!!! It was ACE!!! And I shook and shook and shook and bounced and bounced and bounced. Cato didn't fall in. I am much better swimmer than Cato. And my sprouts enjoyed the swim too!
Look. this is where I fell jumped dived in! Look!
We were both standing on the rocky bits at the edge of the water, and I was being cute and interesting, and Cato was being thirsty. And then he pushed me! Or maybe my foots slipped. Or maybe I did a swan
Tara:
No boring work for Mum today, so we had a SausageCafe breakfast then a walk on the beach to the funny black ball thing.
This is Cato being taller than me! Not fair!!! Can you see me? I am trying to climb the wall, cos he cheated by going up the steps! PAh!
Mum says she was trying to pic into the sun, so it looks weird.
and this is piccing with the sun behind her. I was trying to see if there were any crumbs.
Mum says this is the little railway's
Cato:
Hello Aunties! We are home! It was great (except the horrible car which went on for ever and ever and I hated).
This is Our Grandad Garden. Isn't it lovely?
There were jackdaws and rabbits and even foxy sniffs through the hedge. And birds and bird feeders and fallen bird food and a birdbath to drink out of.
Mum took lots of flower pics. But I don't mind telling you about them, cos you can just imagine how fab it was, if the flowers were good, imagine the
Tara:
We went out to do the Referendummy Votey Thing, and we had to sit outside while first Mum then Dad went and DID IT.
That woz boring.
And then we went to the Stinky Coffee Place where they don't serve dog biscuits. But there aren't any pictures cos Mum forgot her phone AND her camera! Bad Mum! Hahahaha!
But we got a treat each for sitting quietly under the table. And when there were no more treats I beat Cato up, until Mum was a meanie and shortened the leads.
B
Tara:
Sniffs and romps and big dogs and Mum photographed my tummy, and EVERYTHING!!!
Soooooo much better than being trapped in the house. They won't even let me go outside and bark! Spoilsports! Mum gets in the splashy ppol and before she does she puts my lead on and ties me to the table leg!!!! Its cruel! It is Tara Abuse!!! IT is TERRIBLE!!! All I wanted to do was go outside and bark at the monsters in the alley. And the birds. And Mrs Nextdoor with her washing. And the Cycl
Cato:
oh Aunties!
it rained and rained and rained yesterday. Mum says it was like stair rods wotever they are. So we didn't walk.
and then today it woz hot hot hot, and Mum says it won't be cool til it gets dark. So we aren't walking again.
I am very good at sleeping, but even I am getting bored with it. And Tara is unbearable. The next time she wants to chew on my ear I may get a bit cross. She is lying on her back on the living room floor, and I am lying on the sofa n
Tara:
So it was hot again today, so Cato has been a slumpy blob of boringingness. I mean, look at him! Too lazy to flip his ear down.
He wouldn't even show an interest in my stick wot I gave him.
So today is all about ME and my AWESOME SUPERMODDELLYNESS. And then Mum says she is going to squeeze a bit of flowery stuff in after, if there is room. But there won't be, cos my wonderfulness will fill up everything and there won't be any room left.
A very insolent pig
