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How much trouble can three dogs get into...?

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Mon 12th Feb: Round the block in the rain

Tara:  Dad was snuffly.  Mum was computery.  So we just took Mum round the block in the rain.   Wozn't much of a walk, really, but it woz better than nothing.  And I bounced on top of Cato when we were crossing the road!  Pinned him down flat! With cars coming!  Haha!  It woz one of my bestest Ninja moves!  And a man on the pavement larffed at me.  But I didn't mind.  And Mum said 'Stop that you horrible little brat!' and pulled us apart.  And Cato got up from where I had splatted him, and got o

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Friday 10th Feb: Snow (again)

Cato: It was a fab sniffy walk yesterday.  It made me feel much better.  And I think Tara liked it too, cos she stopped pulling my tail.  But then we had snow this morning. It wasn't up to my tinkle, or anything.  But it was cold.  And it kept coming down and melting and coming down and melting all day.   Tara wouldn't go out in it.  Of course. We sat on the sofa watching snooker with Dad at lunchtime, cos Mum said that it would be all salty slippy slushy

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WEDNESDAY 7th September: Windowcleaner defence!

Cato: We've had a busybusybusy day!  Mum couldn't walk us again, and Dad had to go workstuff, but it is a good job!  If we had gone out, we might not have been around to mount the WindowCleaner Defence Manouevre!  It was very exciting. The first we knew of the attack was when we were snuggling with Mum on the sofa while she ate her lunch.  There was terrible banging and clanking and dangerous shadows on the front window!  I ran to the front door, and Tara climbed on the table behind th

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You know he's feeling better when WWIII breaks out

Cato: So we went round Bear Woods.  I think Tara told you. But I bet she didn't tell you about the fight, did she? She wouldn't!   You see she had been bouncing on me for ages, on account of my tummy slowing me down, and me feeling a bit... um... flopsy. But that day, I BOUNCED BACK! See the look in my eye? She isn't going to win this one by running away!  haha! This was Round 2 She tried to circle round, but I was ready! Haha!

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The bestest stretch EVER

This is me having the wriggliest most elasticcy stretch. it woz LOVELY Mum says my tummy is utterly irresistible.  So I wanted you to be irresisted too. 

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Aunties HELP!!!

Mum has tied me to her desk! I am a prisoner! She is MEAN!!! I woz garding the garden from monsters and cats and attack butterflies.  And I woz bored!!!  So I barked.  And barked.  And barked.   And barked! Cos monsters and cats and attack butterflies all need barking at, don't they? Then Mum comes out with the old lead, and ropes me up.  I've only got 6 feet of rope, 2 beds, a bowl of water and a pigs ear.  IT IS TERRIBLE!!! And I can't see wot is going on in

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THURSDAY 12th May: R & R

Cato: After yesterday's karate, Mum said were were going to have an easy day.  So no walk. But i have been very very sleepy. we did have a big bounce, with pythons and bears, but i ended up snuggling with Mum on the floor.  And bone-chewing takes a LOT of concentration! This is us after our tea. And this is my full tummy Mum says my feet are pinker than they were a week ago. Even Tara hasn't been bouncing much.  In fact, she seems a bit quiet.  And od

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SUNDAY 26th June: We're home!!!

Cato: Hello Aunties!  We are home!  It was great (except the horrible car which went on for ever and ever and I hated). This is Our Grandad Garden.  Isn't it lovely? There were jackdaws and rabbits and even foxy sniffs through the hedge.  And birds and bird feeders and fallen bird food and a birdbath to drink out of. Mum took lots of flower pics.  But I don't mind telling you about them, cos you can just imagine how fab it was, if the flowers were good, imagine the

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WEDNESDAY 23rd Mar: Bye bye beach

Cato: Mum said we HAD to go and say goodbye to the beach today, cos on Friday it belongs to holiday makers and dogs are not allowed. We can still go on the other beaches, and on the salt marshes, but not to the nice beach with the pier. So we walked all the way and then had a sad goodbye breakfast.  The sausage didn't taste sad, but it was sad when it was over.  See how my bits are smaller than Tara's bits?  Not Fair!!! Mum says she will have a word with Aunty Jane abou

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MONDAY 22nd August: Mud puppies

Tara: Ooooh Aunties, it was FAB today.  Not so hot, so we set off for Bear Woods.  Not that we have found the bear yet!  Anyway, as we left the house, it started to rain.  Dad nearly turned back, but me and Mum said we wanted to get wet and splooshy, and stuff.  So we did. Best walk in AGES!!!  It was sooooo lovely and cool and sniffy.  Even Cato didn't wimp out, so it woz fun til the end!!! Look at me!  I am in front! Me and Dad.  He loves me.  And I love him.  But he

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Bad Mum

Cato: Aunties I'm sorry.  You know how I like Mum to write wot I say so that you can see my tail, and see how silly Tara is, and see our adventures?  Well Mum has been doing so much stuff that she hasn't been taking dictation! There was the office chair Thing, where Dad's chair broke, and Mum's chair went to live with Dad, and Mum now sits on the grooming stool, which is hard, and her bum hurted until she got a cushion.  And that meant she didn't like sitting at the desk for dictation.

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WEDNESDAY 10th Feb: Road trek and 1st sand castle of the year

Tara: Me first again today!  Hahaha!  Cato is still asleep, cos he was naughty yesterday.  He didn't widdle at bedtime.  Mum was dancing about the garden crunching gravel and saying 'Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!' but he didn't wee.   Then when Dad got up for work at 3.30 am, Cato heard him and woke Mum. and had to be carried downstairs to wee, and back up again. Why does she always say Hurry up 3 times?  Weird eh? Anyway, now he is being a lazy slug and wanting a lie in, and he d

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Grandad's Garden

Cato: OK so you Aunties are all plant mad and weird, so Mum and me have decided to tell you about Grandad's garden first, on account of it being boring and I want it out of the way so we can talk about the interesting sniffy stuff later. So Mum took lots of photos and these are the best ones, when it was sunny and stuff.  There was a big storm one night, so the light was a bit grey sometimes.   This is the view from my Hunting Spot.  I sat inside, in the warm, looking ou

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TUESDAY14th June: Flowery Park and STEAK

Tara: So today is some anneversry thing for Mum and Dad.  Actually it isn't.  It was Saturday, but they forgot Hahahaha! and only remembered today!  So we went and had STEAK.  Dad had the big one again, and gave us bits when we got back to the car.  It was delish!!! But before that we went to Stinky Flower Town Park and spent ages being bored when Mum was taking pics.  Dad says he thinks he won't go there again if Mum takes the camera. Ha! I think Mum is going to save all the flowery b

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SUNDAY 8th May: Cherry Blossom Day

Cato:  So Dad is feeling better, and it was OK to leave him and see Auntie Jane.  I had my bottom trimmed sprecially, and Tara had her sprout pinkified.  And we went for breakfast. Auntie was late, so we had to wait for a table, but it was good cos we got to sit in the shade. Afterwards we had sausage, and walked back to the car with Auntie J and went to the park!  It was fun, but hot.  Mum says it will get cooler again tomorrow, but we may not walk in the middle of the day f

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SATURDAY 15th October: Birdwalk.

Cato:   Dad had to go to work, so Mum and us went for a walk.  We all wanted to try somewhere new and exciting, so Mum did GoogleFu and found us an interesting BirdReserve thing, which we all thought looked really interesting.  Only it wasn't.  Don't tell Mum, but me and Tara were a bit bored.  Hopefully Mum won't take us there again. IT was supposed to be all sniffy and full of interesting birds and paths and sucky sand, and stuff.  But when we got there all the interesting bits had 'Keep

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Holiday 3: Cotehele gardens and quay

Tara: My turn!  I can tell you lotsandlots about our adventures and sniffs and EVERYTHING. We went to this Cotehele place by boring car, with Mum and Dad squeaking about SatNav stuff.  Yawn.  But it was fun when we got there! There was some sign up saying we had to keep them on leads in the Formal Gardens or something.  But as soon as we got out of sight of everyone we let them off the lead.  I figured Dad couldn't get lost if I woz with him, so he would be safe. This w

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THURSDAY 18th Feb: Beach at half term

Tara: Whheeeeee!!!! After being boooorrrrreeeeeeeddddddd all day yesterday, we had a lovely beach walk today. See my sandy beard? and the deep and mysterious hole wot someone else dug but I am investigating? Did you see all the millions and millions and millions of people over Dad's shoulder?  It is because all the children are off school and trespassing on our beach So we have to behave. And fight! -  which got the sand off my moustache very nicely

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FRIDAY 17th June: Green and cool

Cato: Ooooh, we had a LOVELY walk today.  The whole pack together.  Big Lake Park.  And it was lovely and cool, so I bounced and bounced and didn't flop AT ALL. (Mum: thermometer says 14-16 degrees, which is around 60 degrees F) Mum says she has been wondering if I woz ill or something,cos I haven't been very active, but now she thinks it is just the heat.  I don't like it when it gets over 20ish (70ish degrees F) Look wot I saw: Donkeys! And look wot Tara ate!

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TUESDAY 9th Feb: Fight! and Cemetery

Tara: Twice round the dog field today!  And through the cemetery.  And down the slippy leaf road! And we had that horrible forked lead thing on, which EVERYBODY hates, but Mum says is good to teach me manners.  Don't know what manners are, but I HATE them.  Lots of pics of me having fun, and Cato getting squished.  So it is all good. And Mum says that since I chewed the last wooden brush handle, I am not allowed another.  Not fair!  I only chewed it cos I LOVE it so much, and it w

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SATURDAY 16th July: Brunch walk

Tara: Hahaha! Cato has gone for a snooze after all that blogging about our other walks, so now I get to tell you about our exciting walk today.  With sausage, and summer beach dens and EVERYTHING! First we went in the car to the salt marsh beach, but then we went North to the Centre of the Universe, instead of South to my Memory Benches. They had planted trees and poppies nearby. This is wot we saw (it was very dark and we thought it woz going to rain) The

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TUESDAY 10th May: Too soggy

Cato:  Mum says it is too soggy for a walk today.   And Tara is being unbearable.  She was so bouncy that I wouldn't go to Dad to collect my Calcium Bone treat, so I didn't get one.  She had one though. Then Mum gave me mine when she wasn't around, but I made the mistake of going to my Treat Place in the front room, and she saw me.  If Dad hadn't been there, she would have stolen it. Anyway, Mum says since there is no walk, and no pics today, cos everything is soggy - except us, and we

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We miss Dad!

Cato: oh Aunties, Dad has gone missing.  We are ever so worried about him. Mumsaid we wos going on a big adventure to see Grandma and Grandad, and it wos very exciting! There wos packing and toys and treats and everything went into our bag.  And we went out to the car, and Mum and Dad loaded lots of stuff into the car, and we all set off.   But then Dad got out of the car!  He said 'goodbye troops' and he told Mum He loved her, and us he loved us.  And told us to be good, and we w

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FRIDAY 15th Apr: B***, clip, good news, bad news

Cato:   Horrid stinky mean and scary bath at Aunty Lesley's.  Nice liver treats.  Farts incoming.  Now it is over, I don't mind so much. And Auntie Lesley has said I am not fat any more!  Yippee!  Tara isnt fat either, though she was much fatter than me. But Mum keeps glaring at Dad and saying 'Good.  Now let us KEEP him that way!'  And Dad keeps looking like a guilty person.  So I guess there may be less treats.  Dad is very nice at sneaking us stuff when he has his dinner killin

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Holiday 1: getting there

Cato: Hello Aunties.  Where have you been?!?!?  Mum says you all disappeared, and the blogg and all the stuff on the screen, and we had no one to tell all about our fab hol!!! But it is OK now, cos you are back. We had a great hol.  It was in somewhere called Cornwall, which is very green and has lots of mountains for Tara, and stuff like that.  We stayed in a very very very old place.  So old it is older than ANYTHING.  And I didn't like the stairs, but that was OK cos Mum carrie

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