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How much trouble can three dogs get into...?

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SUNDAY 14th August: Mohawk Day!

Tara: We went to see AuntieJane and had breakfast.  But it wozn't sausage, cos Mum fancied scrambledy eggses and a kipper.  So we had to have egg too.  Cato didn't think he liked it, so I went to eat his share too, and he suddenly decided it woz delicious.  Not fair!!! Look at Me!!!  This is my new Mohawky hairstyle.  Mum got all crabby when she woz doing my hair, but she got there in the end.  I was very good, and she gave me treats.  I am always good.  But it woz too neat and tidy, s

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You know he's feeling better when WWIII breaks out

Cato: So we went round Bear Woods.  I think Tara told you. But I bet she didn't tell you about the fight, did she? She wouldn't!   You see she had been bouncing on me for ages, on account of my tummy slowing me down, and me feeling a bit... um... flopsy. But that day, I BOUNCED BACK! See the look in my eye? She isn't going to win this one by running away!  haha! This was Round 2 She tried to circle round, but I was ready! Haha!

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SUNDAY 8th May: Cherry Blossom Day

Cato:  So Dad is feeling better, and it was OK to leave him and see Auntie Jane.  I had my bottom trimmed sprecially, and Tara had her sprout pinkified.  And we went for breakfast. Auntie was late, so we had to wait for a table, but it was good cos we got to sit in the shade. Afterwards we had sausage, and walked back to the car with Auntie J and went to the park!  It was fun, but hot.  Mum says it will get cooler again tomorrow, but we may not walk in the middle of the day f

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TUESDAY 5th Mar: and more rain!

Cato:    She didn't whine!  We both sat at the bottom of stairs while she bathroomed.  Then we all went outside together, and then Mum carried us up. I don't understand wot the problem is.  I just clamber into the nearest den and go to sleep.  Tara seems to have a crisis about something every night.  But i never know wot, or why.  This time it was something to do with wanting the bed i chose.  No idea why, cos i waited ages before getting in. will it ever stop raining?   Tara:   H

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TUESDAY 10th May: Too soggy

Cato:  Mum says it is too soggy for a walk today.   And Tara is being unbearable.  She was so bouncy that I wouldn't go to Dad to collect my Calcium Bone treat, so I didn't get one.  She had one though. Then Mum gave me mine when she wasn't around, but I made the mistake of going to my Treat Place in the front room, and she saw me.  If Dad hadn't been there, she would have stolen it. Anyway, Mum says since there is no walk, and no pics today, cos everything is soggy - except us, and we

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SATURDAY 28th May: CHEWS!!!

Cato: Look Aunties!  Nice Mr Postman just brought us ALL THESE!!!!   We got More Pig's Ears coz Tara keeps stealing mine. And Puffed Pig Snoutles which are all weird, but nice. And Buffalo Lung stuff (Mum: actually beef lung, which they love, but it is German, so labelled buffalo) And little bits of tummy innards called HundSpagetti (intestines).  We had longer ones before, but Tara swallowed it all like a worm and made herself sick so now we only get the littl

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Mon 12th Feb: Round the block in the rain

Tara:  Dad was snuffly.  Mum was computery.  So we just took Mum round the block in the rain.   Wozn't much of a walk, really, but it woz better than nothing.  And I bounced on top of Cato when we were crossing the road!  Pinned him down flat! With cars coming!  Haha!  It woz one of my bestest Ninja moves!  And a man on the pavement larffed at me.  But I didn't mind.  And Mum said 'Stop that you horrible little brat!' and pulled us apart.  And Cato got up from where I had splatted him, and got o

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Too hot

Cato: it is very very hot Aunties.  I don't think i like it. last night in the Big Bed, it was terrible hot, and i had to lie on my back to cool my tum!  Tara did too.  Although she did it sideways and tried to push Dad out of bed.  And she snores even louder when she sleeps on her back. then this evening, i had to keep getting off Mum's lap.  Cos of the hotness.  Mums' laps shouldn't be so hot!  They should be nice and snuggly when it is cold outside, and then nice and cool when

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WEDNESDAY 11th May: Karate smackdown

Cato:  Tara has a new obsession.  She has forgotten all about Tomboying, and has moved on.    We had a long boring day, and then Dad came home and Mum finished work, and we all went out to Our Field at the end of the road.  We were going to walk through the cemetery too, looking for ghosts, but after the Field we had ALL had enough, I think. Went round twice.  First time was fun. Sniffy holes: and Mum squeaking about all the dandy seed heads and isn't

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Bad Mum

Cato: Aunties I'm sorry.  You know how I like Mum to write wot I say so that you can see my tail, and see how silly Tara is, and see our adventures?  Well Mum has been doing so much stuff that she hasn't been taking dictation! There was the office chair Thing, where Dad's chair broke, and Mum's chair went to live with Dad, and Mum now sits on the grooming stool, which is hard, and her bum hurted until she got a cushion.  And that meant she didn't like sitting at the desk for dictation.

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SUNDAY 4th September: Mountaineering

Tara: Auntie Jane couldn't meet us today.  but it meant we could go for a big Pack Walk with Dad and Mum.  And at least we got the sausages first this time! This is me sitting waiting for my sausage.  I have Bed Head, cos Dad rushed us out really early before Mum could do my hair.  Mum says I still look cute though.  I am sitting on the table bench.  Hahaha! I hopped up when we were waiting for Dad to fetch his food, and no one told me to get down!  lol. This is when we got

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TUESDAY14th June: Flowery Park and STEAK

Tara: So today is some anneversry thing for Mum and Dad.  Actually it isn't.  It was Saturday, but they forgot Hahahaha! and only remembered today!  So we went and had STEAK.  Dad had the big one again, and gave us bits when we got back to the car.  It was delish!!! But before that we went to Stinky Flower Town Park and spent ages being bored when Mum was taking pics.  Dad says he thinks he won't go there again if Mum takes the camera. Ha! I think Mum is going to save all the flowery b

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TUESDAY 12 June: Catching up

Cato: Mum had a busy week, on account of doing Mum stuff upstairs.  Sorting and cleaning and wardrobing and stuff.  The walks were once with Mum and three with Dad, and one day off cos of rain.  But we can't remember all the details, cos they were AGES ago now, so Mum said we could do afew blog thingies at once and catch up all in one go, so sorry if this is very long. Tara doesn't understand wot Mum means, cos she can't remember wot happened yesterday, let alone 3 days ago, so I will

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SATURDAY 15th October: Birdwalk.

Cato:   Dad had to go to work, so Mum and us went for a walk.  We all wanted to try somewhere new and exciting, so Mum did GoogleFu and found us an interesting BirdReserve thing, which we all thought looked really interesting.  Only it wasn't.  Don't tell Mum, but me and Tara were a bit bored.  Hopefully Mum won't take us there again. IT was supposed to be all sniffy and full of interesting birds and paths and sucky sand, and stuff.  But when we got there all the interesting bits had 'Keep

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Aunties HELP!!!

Mum has tied me to her desk! I am a prisoner! She is MEAN!!! I woz garding the garden from monsters and cats and attack butterflies.  And I woz bored!!!  So I barked.  And barked.  And barked.   And barked! Cos monsters and cats and attack butterflies all need barking at, don't they? Then Mum comes out with the old lead, and ropes me up.  I've only got 6 feet of rope, 2 beds, a bowl of water and a pigs ear.  IT IS TERRIBLE!!! And I can't see wot is going on in

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MONDAY 22nd August: Mud puppies

Tara: Ooooh Aunties, it was FAB today.  Not so hot, so we set off for Bear Woods.  Not that we have found the bear yet!  Anyway, as we left the house, it started to rain.  Dad nearly turned back, but me and Mum said we wanted to get wet and splooshy, and stuff.  So we did. Best walk in AGES!!!  It was sooooo lovely and cool and sniffy.  Even Cato didn't wimp out, so it woz fun til the end!!! Look at me!  I am in front! Me and Dad.  He loves me.  And I love him.  But he

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SATURDAY 3rd September: Beachy clamberings

Cato: Pack walk!  It was ACE!!!  And not too hot.  All grey and overcast, and it started to rain just at the end, which was nice and cool.   We had a consult and decided that we needed some beach after no proper walks for DAYS, and with the Mad Joggers taking over The Big Lake Park every Saturday morning, it had to be the Dune Beach.  Yay!!! This is us setting off. Just to the right is a BIGBIGBIG hedge of roses, with convolvulus growing through it, and hips and flowers

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WEDNESDAY 20th Apr: Donkeys!

Cato: This is that first, all important sniff-widdle.  It was lovely. Boring white stuff and then we saw the Donkeys.  It was very exciting.  There were so many of them! This is me having a foray on the Donkey Side.  I slipped through the fence and started to go to see them, but I got distracted by some delicious Donkey Poo, and then I sort of realised how close I was to them, and turned round to find Mum, and she had disappeared!!!  So I executed a controlled

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WEDNESDAY 7th September: Windowcleaner defence!

Cato: We've had a busybusybusy day!  Mum couldn't walk us again, and Dad had to go workstuff, but it is a good job!  If we had gone out, we might not have been around to mount the WindowCleaner Defence Manouevre!  It was very exciting. The first we knew of the attack was when we were snuggling with Mum on the sofa while she ate her lunch.  There was terrible banging and clanking and dangerous shadows on the front window!  I ran to the front door, and Tara climbed on the table behind th

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We miss Dad!

Cato: oh Aunties, Dad has gone missing.  We are ever so worried about him. Mumsaid we wos going on a big adventure to see Grandma and Grandad, and it wos very exciting! There wos packing and toys and treats and everything went into our bag.  And we went out to the car, and Mum and Dad loaded lots of stuff into the car, and we all set off.   But then Dad got out of the car!  He said 'goodbye troops' and he told Mum He loved her, and us he loved us.  And told us to be good, and we w

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Holiday 3: Cotehele gardens and quay

Tara: My turn!  I can tell you lotsandlots about our adventures and sniffs and EVERYTHING. We went to this Cotehele place by boring car, with Mum and Dad squeaking about SatNav stuff.  Yawn.  But it was fun when we got there! There was some sign up saying we had to keep them on leads in the Formal Gardens or something.  But as soon as we got out of sight of everyone we let them off the lead.  I figured Dad couldn't get lost if I woz with him, so he would be safe. This w

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Holiday 7: Golitha Falls

Cato: It was very exciting.  First we went to an old Cornish slate mine.  Me and Tara were only allowed in the first big cave, and we had to be carried.  Tara got mud all over Dad's jacket.  Haha!  And it was all wet and drippy.  Then Mum and Tara and me had a drink while Dad did the thousandsandthousands of steps down to the other caves and the underground lake.  Wish we could have gone, but there were No Paws down there. Dad said that the life of a Cornish slate miner was horrible cr

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TUESDAY 23rd Feb: Holiday Adventure

Sidney: off to prison  have my bed, my carrier, my catnip mouse, and i haven't had ANY breakfast.  But i had a good sleep last night.  I pushed Mum closer and closer to the edge, all night, til she woke up almost falling out.  Bet she misses that tonight!    Cato:   Long car journey.  We stopped once for widdling.  Lots and lots of strange dog sniffs and the grass was shoulder high, so lots of bouncing.  We also stopped in a car park and Dad went food shopping and Mum stayed with us.  

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THURSDAY 18th Feb: Beach at half term

Tara: Whheeeeee!!!! After being boooorrrrreeeeeeeddddddd all day yesterday, we had a lovely beach walk today. See my sandy beard? and the deep and mysterious hole wot someone else dug but I am investigating? Did you see all the millions and millions and millions of people over Dad's shoulder?  It is because all the children are off school and trespassing on our beach So we have to behave. And fight! -  which got the sand off my moustache very nicely

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SUNDAY 26th June: We're home!!!

Cato: Hello Aunties!  We are home!  It was great (except the horrible car which went on for ever and ever and I hated). This is Our Grandad Garden.  Isn't it lovely? There were jackdaws and rabbits and even foxy sniffs through the hedge.  And birds and bird feeders and fallen bird food and a birdbath to drink out of. Mum took lots of flower pics.  But I don't mind telling you about them, cos you can just imagine how fab it was, if the flowers were good, imagine the

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