My Dad loves me, and I love my Dad.
When we were on holiday, he understood that I needed someone to Bounce on, and that Jasmine wasn't around to be Bounced on. So he got me a pretend Jasmine I could use instead.
We named her Puggy. She is the wrong colour, and she is wearing a red jumper, which Jasmine doesn't do. But she was easy to kill, and didn't run off like Jasmine does.
I wanted to Bounce on Cato. He liked scritching and scratching his back on the carpet, and he looks like he needed a good Bounce, doesn't he?
But Mum said 'No Tara. let him wriggle his back if he likes, and you can bounce Puggy'. So I just watched Cato doing his silly squirmy thing.
And then I beat up Puggy again.