Monkey: What grinds my gears.
Hi, Monkey here. You know what grinds my gears? When you're having the most wonderful dream like almost have the evil cat's tail in your mouth and then something grabs your tail and the cat has once again escaped your clutches. You try to break free but you can't. You look back at your tail and a huge butt has pinned it down. You wake up and realize it's not a dream and your lovely tail has indeed gotten caught under someone's butt *cough* mom *cough* again and you can't move away so lie there giving her the stink eye. She realizes what she's done to your tail and acknowledges your stink eye by taking a photo.
I wanted to sleep some more but she wouldn't stop kissing me.
Finally, I stood up and moved over to dad's pillow. He's dead to the world. He makes a nice pillow. I'm going to lie here and hope my dream continues. By the way, that's the bathroom door behind me. Ugh, still taking photos.
So sleeeeepy....
Zzzzzzzzzz....
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