Ancient medicine doggie ritual
Hi Aunties, Me and mom haven't been around much for awhile now cuz quite honestly I've been taking care of mom... It wears me out cuz she is an Awful patient.. They say we are stubborn, hah they don't Know stubborn!
It all started back when mommy woke up with her eye swollen shut.. Umm No I Didn't kick her in the night! She had a stye and an eye infection and had to get meds like I got for mine. It's better now but for some reason her eyes are still blurry so she don't see so good.
Then she had to go in one of those tubes, she called it a MRI I think, cuz her whole left side goes numb and tingles. And so she has to go have her neck pulled out all the time now, traction I think she said, cuz her disks are disintegrating and pinching a nerve. Geez must be her Last nerve cuz well honestly Aunties you're probably the lucky ones not having her around much!
So yeah, life was actually still Ok at that point. Then mommy went out to water her plants and the grass out front was tall from all the rain.. An her plants were up by the woods... And mom was in a hurry, to go have her neck pulled out.. An umm yeah.. She got a huge tick and it wasn't pretty.. She had an awful reaction to it, not like anything she'd ever had from a tick before. So the dr had to shut down her immune system cuz nothing else would stop her reaction. And yeah... Ever since then she's been on meds for Lyme disease. Both her an daddy have lyme now. But since mommy got hers she Really hasn't been worth much... No playing, she's Always tired, and not much energy.. So daddy's doing a lot for me And for mom right now. I Love when daddy feeds me! Mommy says I'm gaining Lots of weight, that she can hardly pick me up, but I think she's just Weak! Ain't that Right Aunties! can't be Me!! mommy said I needed more exercise cuz ya know she really can't play much with me and our walks had to stop with her being sick and all this hot weather...
soooo mommy tried to play with me the other day Oooh Aunties I can't hardly even talk about it.... Well she also gets these awful leg and feet cramps now and yeah.... She got a really bad toe cramp and she sorta kinda landed right down on her toe, right into the hardwood floor.. yup you probably guessed it... She Messed up her toe real bad! Oooh Aunties I Really need a new home right now, mommy is a Mess!!
I felt sooo bad for mommy, i been her nurse and takin care of her ya know..! Yup I have, I've been her medicine pup! I gave her my new himalyain chew I got for my bday, here Look! I put it under Mommy's pillow so she can sleep with it, if It doesn't make her better Nothin will!!
And I do ancient medicine doggie chants over em, it has to be Real dark for the chants to work, hope you can see me! And so I gave her my Second himalyain chew too! Yeah mommy felt bad that I gave her my chew sooo she gave me Another one! But I just buried it under her pillow Too! Now maybe mommy will get better doublely fast!
So anyway Aunties That's why me an mommy aren't around much or for very long when we are.. Mommy's arms an stuff go numb and she can't do much typing.. you have No idea how looong it took mommy to type up this note... I only thought she was slow before! so we're here when we can be for now.
Oh speaking of taking looong... Cuz of all this mommy can't really groom me too much or for too long neither. So, it took her Forever, but she cut me down. Here I am but You Won't recognize me! And yeah member mommy still can't see good so yup I'm All crooked. And she has that bad toe too, not sure What All it caused but I'm sure it figured in this awful haircut too somehow!
hoping to be back more often soon! ❤️ Missy
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