Wed 4th Jan: BOOORRRRRRIIINNNNGGGGG
Tara:
Oh Aunties it woz soooooo BBBOOORRRIIINNNGGG today. I don't know how I standed it.
It was all lovely and sunny in the morning, but then it started to rain when Mum stops her computering at lunchtime. so we didn't take her for a walk, cos she is all wimpy about getting wet. I wouldn't have minded. I would even have worn my BRIGHT RED coat, if she had wanted. but she didn't.
So she did BORING cooking stuff instead, and then we went and snuggled on the sofa until she got up and went back to her computer again.
Sigh.
I did beat up Cato for a bit. That woz fun. And we had 3 python wars. And Mum tortured us with horrible chicken dinner raw stuff wot I DON'T LIKE.
Mum knows this, but she says we have to eat the last of the horrible chicken stuff and then next time we will get the nicer stuff. So she puts cheese and sausage and fish and nice stuff on the top of the horrible chicken stuff, but I can tell, and I won't eat it.
So I woz STARVING all day and all night and all day for days and days and days, and Cato ate all his up like a good little man, and I was nearly dying of starvation , and it wozn't fair!!!
But then I couldn't suffer any more or I would have died so I eated it all up cos I couldn't stand the starvingness any more, and then I could sleep. A little. Though I could have eated more nice stuff, if there had been any.
And then we got more of the horrible chicken this morning too!
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