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Mum: Oooooh the Drama!!!


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Mum:

I usually clip the toenails every couple of weeks between groomings.  Or rather, I check them then, and only cut them if I feel the need.

Well, there has been 'a need' for a week or so, and I have been avoiding it, because none of us exactly enjoy the experience.  Tara seems to have ticklish back paws.  Cato has had the quick nipped a couple of times by the groomer, and he isn't exactly a stoic little soul.  So now he gets into a tizz whenever I approach with the clippers...

Anyway, today was the day.  

I've given up trying to do it on the table.  Dad holds them by the window, and I grab a foot, peer closely (wearing my reading glasses) and the fun begins.

Today Tara was exceptionally well behaved (being held by Hero Dad will do that to a girl, apparently), but Cato got into the biggest hissy fit I have ever seen him achieve.  There was squeaking, and wriggling, and writhing, and pathetic bleating - and all that was before I even made contact with the clippers.  Dad nearly wimped out on me because he thought I was abusing the poor lad (until I explained that I hadn't even started yet!) and then we got down to business.

Finally done.  

Treats all round.  Including a nice big mug of my coffeesubstitute and a dash of cream, for me.

Interestingly, the groomer said that Cato had been 'more difficult, not naughty, just more unhelpful' the last time she groomed him.  I think I now know what she was talking about.  I think maybe I should sedate him with gluten before we next cut his toenails.

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I thought the same thing Jo, while he was glutened up he acted sedate and heavy. Now that he is GF he is more energetic and knows what's going on around him. He has become a man and you know men get...stubborn as bulls and fight back just as fiercely. Horray for you for sticking with it and showing him it's going to happen no matter how much he objects.

Be wary of his new found manhood even though he is castrated ...Pip started objecting like that then it suddenly one day escalated  into him getting brave and he bit the offending hand,  so I would leave him alone. I'm so wary of his bite now I wrap the towel around his neck to make a e collar of sorts so he can't get to me....really considering a store bought one now...I swear I am really seriously considering taking a medical risk and get those little black balls of his cut out anyway...Stroppy men! 

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Oh yeah!  The thought of Cato's scary-high IQ, and his full quota of testosterone... no thanks.

He really is a gentle soul, and he has a much weaker bite than over-enthusiastic Tara, but I'm still v glad we chopped those balls off!

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Missysmom

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Oh dear Cato you're not supposed to take your new macho stuff out on mom..not a good idea sweetie.. :noway:

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Sophie's Haven

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Cato so that you know your not alone on your reaction to nail trimming.....Winnie and Allie are both drama queens they both squeal and we have not even touch them. Winnie has never attempted to bite but Allie is another story......I take a towel and wrap around her neck area and hold her so Dad can clip the nails.......she puts up a doozy of a fight. Her nails grow very slow thank goodness.  Bailey is another one.....he has to be in the MOOD.....otherwise he puts up a fight........not my favorite part of the grooming process......Don't you wish that they understood that within a matter of minutes it can be done and that their fighting it only makes it take longer........ 

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Cato:  i wasn't being naughty Aunties!  I was trying to get away.  It was awful!  Those horrid snippy things were attacking my toes!  I was wriggling and panicing cos it was horrid-scary.  I would NEVER bite my Mum!!! Ever ever ever.

Mum says we are going to visit Grandma and Grandad soon, and Mum is doing horrible Grooming Stuff every day, so I look my most handsome and so Tara doesn't look quite as silly as usual.

So far we have had our feet tidied, and our toenails trimmed.  Tara has had her face done, and I am having my knickers and tinkle done tomorrow. :unsure:

Even Dad had a furcut today!

i told Mum that Grandma and Grandad love us whatever we look like, so we don't need Grooming Torture.  But Mum says that as guests, we have to show good manners, and good manners means we have to look our best, and be on our best behaviour. No scritchy claws skittering on the floor, no dingleberries dangling off our trousers, no face-wiping on the carpet, and no farting:(  Tara is going to find it difficult, isn't she?

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Dingle berries, farting, tinkle cuts.....this just get better and better everyday  :roflmao:

Looks smart you two...Grandpa and Nanna are coming yipeeeee

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