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going on holiday


Crinkly

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Cato:

Dear Aunties, I am just writting to tell you that we are going on holiday tomorrow.

Mum says we will have a great time, and it will be all sniffy and exciting, but I am worried.  Tara says I worry too much, but all the packing and stuff is very tiring, and we have to set off very very very early in the morning.  I usually have a nice lie in, and I won't get one. 

Mum says we can all sleep in the car, and then wake up when we get there.  She is going to sleep too.

Tara says there are lots of mountains in Cornwall, and rocks and moors and beaches and stuff, cos Dad told her all about it.  And Dad has a long list of places we are going to sniff.

Mum says that we are taking special powder stuff to put on my food so I won't get an upset tum.  I don't want an upset tum ever again!!!  And we will have a garden.

So it might be OK.

I just want to be wherever Mum and Dad are.  And Tara of course.  So long as she doesn't bounce too much...

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How exciting!  Going on holiday is always fun!  I all of you have a fantastic time! :) 

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Crinkly

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Oh Aunties, it is terrible.

Mum has done awful Mum-torture to us today.  She has used the buzzy thing on my feet and my tinkle and my knickers.  And she has cut my tail.   She says it looks good, but I don't see how anything so short can possibly be good. :(

She says it is so that we stay clean and neat on holiday.

I don't want to go AT ALL now. :(

My tail is like a Jack Russells tail (Mum: that is a gross exaggeration, Cato!) and my tinkle is now completely bald.  That is unnatural, isn't it Aunties?  Tinkles should have manly fuzz on them.  A bit.  It is undignified!

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PipsMom

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:roflmao: Poor Cato, your such a sentsitve soul, it'll be alright you just wait and see. Jealous of you going down south, I've never been either and they say it's beautiful and the weather is great, I'm sure you will have a great time once your there....So sorry you lost your beautiful tail but it will grow back real fast ya know, as for your tinkle hair... it's out of site so nobody will be making fun so don't give it another thought. Have fun everyone and stay safe 

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Missysmom

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Oooh a holiday how exciting! Can't wait to hear all about it, I'm sure you'll have a great time once you get there Cato!

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