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Rude Word

Crinkly

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Tara:

you know how clever I am?  I mean I am clever all the time.  But i am extra specially clever climbing stairs.  And this morning Mum helped me down off the Big Bed and we went downstairs for out widdles.  Of course Cato has to be carried down cos he isn't stair-clever.

so then we came in again and boring Cato just got into his crate bed to sleep.  He sleeps all morning if you let him.  And Mum did her boring drink making and computer sitting.  Yawn!

but - remember i am so clever - i went for a sniff patrol, just to see wot had happened over night.  In the garden and the front room.  All over.  Anyway, i found the stairs!  And that horrid gate thing was open!

so OBVIOUSLY i had to show how clever i am and go and see Dad. He was still on the Big Bed all snortley and snuffley and snuggly.  And i went up and woke him up cos he was missing all the lovely morning sniffs and widdles and clevernesses.

and he was sooooo pleased to see me climb on his middle that he said a Rude Word!  But then Mum came and got me and we had to go downstairs again :( and the horrid gate clanged shut :( and Dad went back to snortleing :(  Sometimes Mum is such a spoilsport!



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:roflmao: Oh Tara you are indeed so clever......I had to laugh that dad said a rude word....good thing you don't understand human talk all that much isn't it. Have fun little one and keep on being ever so clever

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Oh dear, oh dear Tara. I'm sure you meant really well when you went upstairs to see Daddy. And he used a rude word! :roflmao: maybe he was just a little shocked that you woke him up... lol

Awwww, that gate clanged shut. Have you tried jumping it? 

I don't think I'm helping much, am I? 

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Mum:

For someone with a very sloooooowww learning capacity, and a rather small brain, Tara is astonishingly tenacious when she wants.

This morning we went downstairs, as usual (a wee procession of me, Cato in my arms, and Tara bringing up the rear with a series of hoppy thumps as she bounces down hitting all four feet at once, front paws on the lower step, back paws on the upper step, bounce bounce bounce pig tails flying) and out to wee.

Then the Little Madam comes screeching in through the catflap, gallops through the kitchen and back room, does a racing turn at the bottom of the stairs, and nearly crashes into the stairgate which I had remembered to close, this time.

:(

so then she mooched over to her bed-crate and huffed as she flopped down.

She does Love her Dad.

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Haha oh dear, she was hoping you'd forgotten and left it open then! It's funny how they pick up on what does really interest them, anything else can pass them by! Lol 

lacey is so much like Tara, and Donte Cato. It makes me smile. 

Tara, what colour bows are you wearing today? Pig tails or topknot today? 

 

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Tara:

Hello AuntieAngel!  Today I am wearing my Blueberry collar and lead, with kerry green bows with white bits on them  And we are going out for breakfast!  Dad has found a new sausageplace wot has outside tables and we can sit under the table!  And Mum doesn't have to computer today on account of it being something called a Long Weekend woteva that is.

We are going as soon as Cato comes in from his garden patrol

Bye!!!

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On 25/08/2017 at 8:47 AM, Crinkly said:

Tara:

Hello AuntieAngel!  Today I am wearing my Blueberry collar and lead, with kerry green bows with white bits on them  And we are going out for breakfast!  Dad has found a new sausageplace wot has outside tables and we can sit under the table!  And Mum doesn't have to computer today on account of it being something called a Long Weekend woteva that is.

We are going as soon as Cato comes in from his garden patrol

Bye!!!

Hi Tara, wow your blueberry collar and lead sounds lush! Awwww breakfast sounds amazing at a sausage place. Did you get a treat? 

Oh yes the long weekend, sounds fab doesn't it. Mr F has had to go to work this morning so my two are waiting for him to come home , whenever that will be! 

Hope Cato didn't take too long on garden patrol. 

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Tara:

Cato wanted his sausage too, so he came in quick!

I had proper sausage off Dad's plate!  Yum

Cato had boring home sausage from the icyfreezing place wot melts in Mums bag, cos it doesn't have that gluten stuff innit.

Dad had eggsnbaconntheothersausagenpancake things

and Mum had a posh eggy omeletty thing with haddock and Gruyere (Mum spelled those for me!)

And then we went for a hothothot walk and slept all afternoon, with Cato doing his TooHotSnore, and Mum saying she shouldn't have walked us cos Wimpy Cato overheated.  But I woz fine!  So I don't know wot all the fuss was about.

Do Donte and Lacey get Sausages?  Cos they should.  Sausages are THE BEST!!!

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It's morning here........an omelette minus the haddock but with a side of sausage sounds good right now. 

Glad you found a new place that welcomes you and Cato :-)

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