Lazy Monday's
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Abby:
Well at least the suns out but blah it's Monday and I can't quite get going today.....I ate and ate moms bacon this morning..till she only had one little piece..Hehehehe....... She's on a diet, so it's my duty to eat all her fattening stuff you see and save her from the Big Hip Police...Pssst they gonna get her though...they still wide mommie 
But I save my eggs till later you know.... I may not get fed for at least a couple hours, so I always save some for those starving hours in between meals. 
It's blowing gales so mom won't take us out...Pip hates the wind as it blows and swirls around his long skirt....Why do boys wear skirts anyway I ask?.......He's so delicate and a big ole momma' boy you know.
One time he was levitating on three legs to pee on a lamp post and it blew him over! 
Don't know why he's got to do that annoying habit every few steps...pee once and get it over with I say.
Then there is house with the open drive...ooo that's scarey.....if we don't look before we cross that drive the wind will blow us both to the curb 
And always the invisible hand that sneaks up unexpected ...you just when you've found your spot, squat...then a gust of wind blows up your backside...scariest of them all. Pip hates the scarey invisible hand most of all...he forgets what he was straining for... I just .
No Walkie's..... so I just started a game of chase and around and around we went till we were tired. Mom had put up the board too! The board always means we can't go downstairs. Soon ....knock knock....The delivery man had arrived but I've learned to be real quite now when he comes instead of barking cause once he leaves the board come down and I rush to see what he's brought me....Sniff sniff every bag...all mine...Yipeeee all my bags of delicious food.... I have to share with mom, dad and Pip but I'm sure mom orders them just for me. Food! Yummy Food! I won't starve for at least another week...I'm sure of it now.
I'm worn out now...we've had Pizza! I ate moms cheese ....smack smack ..yum.
Mom has gotten out the clothes she puts in the big box in the kitchen.....that gets then wet and smelling good again...I want to help mom but she won't let me crawl in the box to drag them out for her...something about my feet will get them dirty she says.......hmmmmm
But I want to help mom!
Moms off upstairs to put them in another box that blows out warm air...I like that box a lot.....especially when it's cold....I can cuddle up next to the door frame and have a nap as it blows sweet smelling warm air over me..awwww
My brother is a pansie though...he gets on top of our warm water bed where it's soft and close to mom and snoozes...
Moms just put sheets in the box now..So I'm off to catch some 
.......and dream of those sausages mom bought for my supper.
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