Heifer Lump
Abby
Yeah you read it right! That's what mama just called me . The gall of her
She got out the funny square thing she cusses at sometimes when she stands on it...Well she did it again and then held me as we stepped on it together! She did the math and that's when she said it! Abby your a Heifer Lump ! Can you believe that! Me?
Now she says I got to stop all treats and no more bacon or cookies either Some word she keeps saying ...Diet...What's that?
Brother is a lot longer and muscled than me and he didn't get called names...and he's got bigger numbers....I'm mad
I asked her not to tell no one but she's going to shame me anyway..why mommie ...why am I a heifer lump?
Abby- 17.6 pounds ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ ???? Heifer Lump!
Pip- 21 pounds
Nooooo mommie don't show them how wide I am...It's all hair..That's it! it's all this hair...No she says! Your a heifer lump!
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