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Heifer Lump


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Abby

Yeah you read it right! That's what mama just called me :yeahrite:. The gall of her 

She got out the funny square thing she cusses at sometimes when she stands on it...Well she did it again and then held me as we stepped on it together! She did the math and that's when she said it! Abby your a  Heifer Lump ! Can you believe that! Me? :o

Now she says I got to stop all treats and no more bacon or cookies either :( Some word she keeps saying ...Diet...:sad?:What's that? 

Brother is a lot longer and muscled than me and he didn't get called names...and he's got bigger numbers....I'm mad :ranting:

I asked her not to tell no one but she's going to shame me anyway..why mommie ...why am I a heifer lump? :badmood:

Abby- 17.6 pounds ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ ???? Heifer Lump!

Pip- 21 pounds

Nooooo mommie  don't show them how wide I am...It's all hair..That's it! it's all this hair...No she says! Your a heifer lump!

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Oh Abby, it is just that you are big boned, isn't it?

A fine figure of a prima donna.

I mean, if you were really a heifer lump, you wouldn't couldn't have won the pic of the month, could you?  Only supermodels win that!

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missy dawn

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mommy dont cut out everything from the baby all at once,do it slowly...heifer lumps need food love,lol:hysterical: shes still gorgeous,heifer lump or not!

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You tell your Mommie those square things are notorious for being off a pound or 2 or 3.

Did you take your collar off......they weigh a ton!  Did you go potty first.....always remember to do that!

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Sophie's Haven

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Oh My......Abby Lane. Tell Mum that it is the winter layover.......come spring they will drop off. I really think your Mum is giving you way to much LOVE that has been know to add some pounds.  Rule for weighing.....FIRST THING IN THE MORNING before you eat and NACKED.  If you ever need a shoulder to cry on call on Lexie.....her Poppy is always telling her she looks like a STUFF SAUSAGE.....I just tell her JUST MORE TO LOVE.

 

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Summerangel

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Awwwww bless her heart. It must be all that beautiful long hair.. 

I think we should call her rapunzel. 

 

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Abby

I told my mom all the things she did wrong Auntie's  :bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

#1- It was late afternoon I had already had breakfast and lunch

#2- She had too much clothes on and that made me weigh more...:roflmao:

#3- Her scales might be off :unsure:

#4- I have a lot of long hair

Guess what Auntie's? .......she listened to you and gave me a break, just for tonight but we'll start slowly tomarrow cutting back cause I always feel like I'm back in my old life and I might not get another meal anytime soon. 

So tonight she cooked me 1/2 of a grilled chicken breast and I ate it all gone gone and didn't want anymore.

Mom and dad always has a pot of trifle after tea and we always get a bit of the cream and custard but all the trifles she bought last week were expiring the same date and that was today! So we got two portions of yum yum's. How come I feel like I'm a prisoner and it's my last meal then? 

Oh! Pip got all his tree bark down in a hot dog but I don't like hot dogs so he ate the whole thing! He's a Pig and doesn't gain a ounce. :angry2:

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Missysmom

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Awww Abby sweetie that's Always the way- boys always eat a lot more and Never gain like us girls do. I say just don't have a scale, that's the Best way! ;) 

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