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Aunties HELP!!!


Crinkly

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Mum has tied me to her desk!

I am a prisoner!

She is MEAN!!!

I woz garding the garden from monsters and cats and attack butterflies.  And I woz bored!!!  So I barked.  And barked.  And barked.  

And barked!

Cos monsters and cats and attack butterflies all need barking at, don't they?

Then Mum comes out with the old lead, and ropes me up.  I've only got 6 feet of rope, 2 beds, a bowl of water and a pigs ear.  IT IS TERRIBLE!!!

And I can't see wot is going on in the garden!  Anything could be happening.    Cato is asleep, so he is no use.

HELP!!!

Tell Mum how mean and horrible she is, and how dangerous it is not to let me patrol.  We could... we could... well, something horrible could happen, and I wouldn't be able to stop it, or send the alarm!!!

HELP!!!

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:hysterical: I can't help you Tara, I'm still laughing to hard :hysterical: I must be a very, very bad Auntie for laughing at your situation. :doh:

If it makes you feel any better your Cousin Pip is looking at being held prisoner too this morning....Surely there can't be monsters and butterflies everywhere.....Or can there??? 

 

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Poor, pitiful Tara!  I'm so sorry for your plight! Even though it is hysterical! :judy:It really doesn't sound so bad.  At least you got a tasty pig ear right?  Coco and Benji are imprisoned themselves this morning.  They got after their cat sister, Hannah and almost got their heads knocked off.  She gave them a good hissing at before I corralled them into the kitchen.  

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S'ok Aunties!  you can call off the Rescue Mission Impossibles.

My Dad came home from work, and when he had stopped larffing at me, he agreed with me that Mum had been mean and horrible, and he set me free.  So I bounced and bounced and bounced cos I love my Dad.  And he is going to let me help while he sorts out his desk for his new virtual reality stuff, and that is waaaaaayyyyy more interesting than boring monster butterflies, isn't it?

Cato is still asleep, so he is going to miss all the fun, but he isn't as good at helping as me.  

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Sophie's Haven

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Tara,

Your not alone girlfriend.......Mom does not tie me up but she gives me the LOOK. I can't help myself sometimes........I am the watch paw of the house so you have to bark to sound the warning bell don't you?  I even try and hold it in sometimes but I get laughed at cause my whole body giggles from my head to my tail trying to muffle my bark......I just can't help myself. 

Your barking girlfriend

Allie

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Summerangel

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Tara, you always seem to find mischief, but that's why we love you. 

So glad your Daddy came home and rescued you... Hehe.... 

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Tara?  Do they even realize there are no butterflies or monsters in the house?!?!  If not for you..........the place would be swarming!

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Auntie Marlene, you are right!  The place would be swarming with them if I didn't do my guard stuff!  Aren't I clever!

Allie needs to know this.

please let Allie read this too.  All her hard work needs to be recognised.  Mine too!

and Allie, they larf at me too!  S'not fair, is it?

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Missysmom

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Ooh Tara I am so glad your dad came home and rescued you, that was horrible being on house arrest like that!!  :roflmao:Wow yeah Aunt Marlene is Sooo right, they need to treat you super special for always keeping them Safe! Glad you're back on guard duty now!!  :ohyeah:

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Summerangel

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It's been a pretty stressful day and reading this has made me smile. Thank you Tara and all your Aunties :D oh and Allie 

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