Aunties HELP!!!
Mum has tied me to her desk!
I am a prisoner!
She is MEAN!!!
I woz garding the garden from monsters and cats and attack butterflies. And I woz bored!!! So I barked. And barked. And barked.
And barked!
Cos monsters and cats and attack butterflies all need barking at, don't they?
Then Mum comes out with the old lead, and ropes me up. I've only got 6 feet of rope, 2 beds, a bowl of water and a pigs ear. IT IS TERRIBLE!!!
And I can't see wot is going on in the garden! Anything could be happening. Cato is asleep, so he is no use.
HELP!!!
Tell Mum how mean and horrible she is, and how dangerous it is not to let me patrol. We could... we could... well, something horrible could happen, and I wouldn't be able to stop it, or send the alarm!!!
HELP!!!
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