Sat 11th Feb: Please make the rain stop!
Tara:
Its AWFULL! It never stops raining! We haven't had a walk in agesandagesandages! Every time I go out for a wee I get all wet and soggy. My foots AND my back, and sometimes my knickers. And all Cato does is sleep and snuggle with Mum. I am soooooo booooooorrrrrrreeeeeddddd! I am not allowed to bite Cato's tail and pull him off the sofa. I am not allowed to have BOTH chicken foots. Or go outside and bark. Or stay inside and bark. Or eat Cato's dinner. Or bite Cato's ears.
And when Mum brushes me, she wants me to lie still, and not wriggle. Or chew the brush. Although I am allowed to suck on her finger when she does my inner thighs.
Pythons are boring. And sausages onna rope. The squeaker has died in my Grey Elephant. Honky Duck's head has fallen off.
Yesterday was a bit exciting. We all put our coats and leads on. Dad got the bag. Mum got her car keys, and we all ran out in the rainsleethail to the car! I was sooooo happy. We were going for a walk!!!! But all we did was go to the Sausages Place and sit under a table. Mum said that she had been talking to MrWeather, and the rain would stop, and we could go and BOUNCE on the beach!
But MrWeather lied. He did! We sat under that table for hoursandhoursandhours and all that happened woz that Mum and Dad took us back through the rainsleethailslushystuff and put us back in the car and we came home.
MrWeather said it might clear again this afternoon. But I don't believe him. Cos he is a liar!!!
This is the Sausage Place.
And this is me at the Sausage Place. I am looking to see if anyone has dropped some sausage. But they didn't.
The floor is always horrible clean. No crumbs or bits of toast or bacon or chips or ANYTHING. Not fair!!!
And Dad put my lead on today. And he got it wrong! I have a blue collar on, don't I? But he put my pink lead on! Mum says 'you just can't get the staff, nowadays, can you?'
I don't know what a staff is, but I want to wear my blue lead today if we EVER go out again.
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