I just HAVE to insert a funny story about pooping commands here. Years ago, a woman brought me a darling little Westie to groom. After I had done her pads and nails, I said, "What a GOOD girl you are!" She immediately pooped on the table.
Well, that happens so I cleaned it up and went on. At the end of the groom, I gave her a kiss on the nose and again said, "What a GOOD girl you are, Amanda!". whereupon she promptly crapped on the table again. Now that, was strange (since she had behaved so well during the groom and wasn't at all stressed).
When Mom came to pick her up, she asked