Mum and Jasmine had a car crash! It woz all Jasmine's fault!
Now Tara, you know that isn't true. You can't blame Jasmine for what happened when she was a passenger sitting peacefully in her crate in the car, can you?
Yes I can! You woz only in the car cos you were picking Jasmine up from her sleepover. If you had been safe at home with me and Cato then your car wouldn't have been crunchified. And we could be going on nice trips to interesting walks.
Hmmm. Well I kind of see a bit of twisted logic there. But it really wasn't Jasmine's fault. She was asleep in the back, so she doesn't deserve any blame at all. We are both fine. And the man who drove into the back of us was very nice and polite, and accepted that it was all his fault. It was just an unfortunate little accident, and now the car has been sent to be mended and we have a different car for a bit, but dogs are not allowed inside it. So no car trips to the park, or the beach, or the woods. Which is a pity. We are stuck with daily treks round the streets and to the cemetery. Maybe the beach on the weekends. Sorry chaps. Shall we show them the pics, so they can see what happened?
Cato, Tara and Jasmine: