Allergys and a spa day
Pip:
Moms really had it to easy so I decided I might worry her a bit. I haven't had the itchey rashes since I was a baby so yep...that's what I will do...breakout in a itchey rash.
I scratched and scratched till I had a raised rash and mom of course looked me over and found it right away. She sprayed me with some lovely spray and my itcheys were better in that place....but then my side started itching and I would dig and dig pulling out hair in the process. Mom put me on a nasty old pill again...I hate pills and will spit them out. She don't think I see her putting them in but I know, I see and nope you aren't going to get me to swallow it. Mom insists and plays dirty...I have to swallow my pill anyway.
I'm not itchey much mom I pleaded....and Abby has started itching too...give her my pill instead of meeee.
Mom said something about environmental dermatitis reaction and started cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. You see dad has been remodelling the upstairs and we itch worse when we go upstairs...She's a mad woman possessed I tell you...clean, clean, clean...But we still itched some.
Then you know what she said? She said the B word!!!! Oh noooo, not a bath mom
She wouldn't have it any other way ...suns out and it's warm today......She even had to go find Abby cause she's a chicken and ran down to dad to hide in his lap....rat bag.! If I got to have a bath so do you little missy I told her.
Mom got me to smelling so sweet and I had the full works...and I enjoyed my pampering. She changed my style again...What's a fella to do when he can't keep a style that attracts the ladies...Do you like my new style?
Mama hates red stains ..makes her a crazy woman and she got most all my tear stains out....I didn't tell you but a few weeks ago I had a few broken eye lashes and it rubbed my eyes a lot for a while...my tear fold stayed wet and mom wiped me a lot.....but still I got staining....But that's all better now.
Mom shortened my ear hair....come on mom why did you have to go and do that for? I kinda like food and water on the tips of my long ear hair ya know..
Heres me checking out the junk mail....I get into a lot of trouble when the junk mail comes...mom won't let me tear it up, but I see it...I want it so bad..
Heres the brat....She lays there like she's the Queen of Sheeba...But I know she's bad...bad to the bone!
She hates junk mail too....Look Mom..Look where Abbys at! Yeah I'm a tattle tail hehehehe
So glad to say me and the Ab arent scratching hardly any anymore....Hope she cuts out my pill tomarrow but she still says I got to... so she will try to hide it again and trick me into swallowing it....Nope...I'm watching you mom!
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