WEDNESDAY 10th August: Huntin' Bear!!!
Tara:
Hahaha! Mum's been a lazy slug for DAYS and hasn't been taking dictation. So we have lots and lots of catching up to do. I'm first. Then Cato can do the next one, while I have a snooze.
So, we went back to the Wild Woods hunting that bear statue. Well, I woz hunting. Mum woz piccing. Dad was striding. And Cato woz wimping.
Look wot I found!!! lots of balancing ballet tutu beams!
See how graceful and athletical I am? Hope our holiday comes soon, cos I have lots of athletics ready.
Short arses can't even get their noses on the bar. They just try begging for treats and looking cute, while I get all the treats on the ground! Hahaha!
This is one of my benches. Mum says he was an athlete like me. I wonder if he was as good at balancing beams as me?
This woz the cool woody bit. No bears here.
Or here.
horsey donkey poo though. Mum says that my wriggly tum treats will cover this, so I just had a little taste.
Lots of sniffs!!!!
And we stopped for me to do more climbing and leaping. Dad laughs at me. But he doesn't know wot it is to be all athletical.
He wanted me to climb this tree, but I woz more interested in the sniffs at the bottom of it. Very interesting.
And this tree was all sniffy and full of bugs and stuff.
This is a FootsPath. Silly name. I have my foots on all the paths, don't I?
Mum says she is shocked that the Rowan tree has so many berries on it so early in the year. Only early August.
Yeah. Wotever. Boooooring!!!
I bet wot you really want to see is me beating up Cato. Now that IS interesting.
He hates it when I pull his tail. That's why I do it. Hahaha!
But then he gets all cross with me, and tells me off. Grumpy wotsit.
See? He just gets crotchety, and then he won't play with me any more. But never mind. I got him good. And he was all panty and floppy when I had finished with him.
Wozn't it a brill walk?
Didn't find the bear though. Maybe next time.
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