TUESDAY 6th December: Beachy Battles
Tara:
Epic Ninja Beach Battles today! And look, someone brushed the sand for us! It was weird to walk on. All soft.
Cato didn't like it to start with, but then he caught up with Me and Dad.
So I had to fight him.
But Aunties, I think you need to have a bit of a word with Mum. About Cato. Cos he has been a bit weird lately, and it is all wrong. It started with the whole gluten free thing. I mean, I don't mind that he is so wimpy that he can't eat sausages properly. That is OK. Cos it means we get even nicer sausages instead. Like today. I got 3 bits and Cato got littler bits. So I don't mind him being all pathetic and having to have special food that I like.
But... the thing is... he had gone all weird. I mean, look...
He has started to fight back. Properly. He doesn't wimp out and lie down and let me ninja him any more. He chest bumps and does tooth clashing!!! And he doesn't back down any more!!!
It is very worrying.
and no, I am NOT running away, or giving up, or anything.
I just wanted a breather, while I planned my next ninjaness! And here it is!!!
Haha! I got him. And I got him good!
Mum and Cato both say that the real reason he is lying down there is cos I was standing on his coat collar.
But that isn't true! I was standing on his ear. He got a bit cross about it, actually.
It was OK though, cos he came sniffing with me immediately after.
But Mum decided to take his coat off, cos it was stopping him from fighting back, she said! Not fair!!! Dad said that was like seeding a golf handy cap or something, but we don't wear hats.
Wotever.
Cato:
It was a nice walk, expect for Tara being a bouncy pest
It woz very grey and misty. There wozn't any sky at all, @AuntieCrystal.
But the best bit was where I learned about going round.
I will tell you about it. See, here I am, just before I discovered it.
There was this big high wooden thing in the way. And Mum and Dad just walked over it. And Tara jumped over it. But it is easy for them, cos they have long legs and can see wot is on the other side. I can't. And that makes it not-safe.
I did ask Mum to give me a lift, but she said 'time to be brave, Little Man' and 'You can do it. I believe in you.'
But I was kind of stuck.
Only then I saw Tara discover that AWESOME wood thing. And it looked all sniffy.
So I was REALLY BRAVE and I scrambled over the wood barrier thing, so I could sniff the sniffy wood thing.
I didn't like doing it though. But the sniffy wood kind of made it worth it.
and then we came to another! And this time it was even higher!
So I investigated it, and sniffed it, and Tara came to see what I was doing. And I still didn't like it.
And Dad walked over it. And Tara walked over it. And I didn't want to.
But then I had a thought! And I went round. Can you see me? I am just going around it in this pic. Only you can only see my leg, cos I am being so clever that Mum didn't realise she should take a photo, for postumusness. (Mum: I think he means posterity. but it could be posteriority)
So then Tara found the end of the beach, and the way home. And it was high and I didn't like it again.
So I went round again. Mum says she could see the light bulb switching on.
This is us going up to the promendado with Dad.
Mum:
No flowers or skies or anything today. Just damp mist. but the pups enjoyed it. Including this looong promenade of sniffs all the way back... see all those lamp posts?
Well, believe me when I say that every single one was thoroughly investigated!!!
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