Mon 12th Feb: Round the block in the rain
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Tara: Dad was snuffly. Mum was computery. So we just took Mum round the block in the rain. 
Wozn't much of a walk, really, but it woz better than nothing. And I bounced on top of Cato when we were crossing the road! Pinned him down flat! With cars coming! Haha! It woz one of my bestest Ninja moves! And a man on the pavement larffed at me. But I didn't mind. And Mum said 'Stop that you horrible little brat!' and pulled us apart. And Cato got up from where I had splatted him, and got on the pavement. And the car went past. And Mum went red and said 'If you do that one more time you vile creature I will shave your tail!' But I know she didn't mean it, cos she only had her half-cross voice.
Of course, if we had proper walks. In the dry. With mud. With green sniffs and tunnels and pigeon hunts and benches and stuff. Then I wouldn't be ABLE to splat Cato on roads, would I, Aunties? Cos there wouldn't be any roads to cross. Just lovely sniffy bouncy green places.
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