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My Important Duties as Patroller and Organiser

Crinkly

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Hello Aunties,

Just thought I would let you know about my important daily duties that I do daily for the pack and around the house.

They are very important.  Did I tell you that?  Cos they are.

This is what I do:

  • morning Garden Patrol, including side passage and rear gate.  Poo.  Wee.
  • collecting post, parcels and leaflets.  I don’t actually collect them.  I Alert Mum and then we go and collect the stuff together from the porch.
  • Important Snooze before breakfast
  • reminding Mum that it is breakfast time.
  • reminding her again
  • Mid morning Garden Patrol and widdle
  • reminding Mum that it is time for our Walk
  • Sniffing at the Peemail Posts, gate posts, green stuff and car tyres till we get to the park
  • Showing Mum the route, making sure she stays on track.  Recently she started straying off the path cos of mud puddles, but I don’t like it when she doesn’t stay safe.  Poo.
  • Afternoon Patrol in garden, especially if Her Nextdoor is hanging out washing
  • Important Snooze to recover from walk
  • Waiting for Mum to finish work
  • Garden Patrol and widdle
  • Important Snooze on Mum’s lap while dinner cooks
  • Reminding Mum it is Dinner Time
  • Supervising serving Dinner
  • Eating Dinner
  • After dinner widdle
  • Important Snooze on Mum’s lap
  • Python wrestling, No-Fetch, Tug’o’War, Bone Chewing
  • Reminding Mum to brush me
  • Late night Garden Patrol, including side passage and back gate.  Wee.
  • Bedtime.
  • Fighting Tara on Big Bed til I get the pig’s ear
  • Important All Night Snooze

It is very hard work!  I take my duties very seriously.  Mum needs lots of help and supervision, ALL DAY!



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Cato:  Oh Aunties!  I just realised, I forgot the humping!   When we get home from our walk I hump my Babe Cushion, and sometimes if I am bored I go and Grumble at Dad til he gives me an Angry Bird or White Tiger, and then I hump them too.

Mum: So is humping an important Duty then?  And necessary to organise me and the pack?  Because I don’t really see it...?

Cato:  Yes it is!  Very important.  I have to have good food, good exercise and good humpy cushion Babes in order to do all my other duties.  Its a healthy balance thing.  Dad says.

Mum:  Does he? Really?  Hmmm...

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Tara:

Mum just asked me wot Important Duty Stuff I do.  Dunno why she wants to know. 

I mean, I make sure that the monsters next door and in the alley and outside the front door don't get in.  I am very very very good at that!

And I am lovely and sweet and beautiful and gorgeous. 

And brave. 

And clever. 

And I do athleticals, and climbing, and exploring, and pirating and balleting and sleeping. 

And I let Mum brush me, even when I don't like her doing my knickers.  And I make sure she does my hair.  And I choose my bows.

And I LOVE MY DAD.

Thats enuff, isn't it?  The rest of the time is for eating and sleeping and snuggling.

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Ahhh you both have such impressive and important duties to do all day! You must need Lots of food to keep up your energies! ;) 

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On 4/13/2018 at 3:11 PM, Crinkly said:

Cato:  Oh Aunties!  I just realised, I forgot the humping!   When we get home from our walk I hump my Babe Cushion, and sometimes if I am bored I go and Grumble at Dad til he gives me an Angry Bird or White Tiger, and then I hump them too.

Mum: So is humping an important Duty then?  And necessary to organise me and the pack?  Because I don’t really see it...?

Cato:  Yes it is!  Very important.  I have to have good food, good exercise and good humpy cushion Babes in order to do all my other duties.  Its a healthy balance thing.  Dad says.

Mum:  Does he? Really?  Hmmm...

You know what, Cato?  Drake, Luda and Gus feel the same way!

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