Oh Aunties! Help! I need your help!
We went up to bed last night as usual, and Dad put us in our pen. And Mum went to do her stinky balthroom stuff *! - Mum interjects here to point out that 'stinky bathroom stuff' actually means toothpaste, shower gel and body lotion, not the not-so-pleasant bathroom stinky stuff you may have been thinking - !*
Then when she came in the bedroom, she said 'wot is that smell?' and Dad didn't know - but I did! I was stuck in the smell! It was all over MY BED!!! And then it was all over ME!!! And I had to sit in it all night.
You know that