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MONDAY 14th Mar: HELP!!! Emergency!!! Help!!!


Crinkly

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Oh Aunties!  Help!   I need your help!

We went up to bed last night as usual, and Dad put us in our pen.  And Mum went to do her stinky balthroom stuff  *! - Mum interjects here to point out that 'stinky bathroom stuff' actually means toothpaste, shower gel and body lotion, not the not-so-pleasant bathroom stinky stuff you may have been thinking - !*

Then when she came in the bedroom, she said 'wot is that smell?' and Dad didn't know - but I did!  I was stuck in the smell!  It was all over MY BED!!!  And then it was all over ME!!!  And I had to sit in it all night. :(

You know that Sidney has been limping more?  And not been allowed out much?  And you know he often snoozes in MY BED in the afternoons?  Well he has been fighting!  He must have been.  Cos he smells of stinky TomCat pee.  So he has been fighting a TomCat, or he has been stinking stuff up himself.  Then yesterday he came into MY BED in the afternoon and wiped the stink off onto MY BED, and then I got it on me.

Mum didn't find the stink source til this morning when she picked me up to take me downstairs, and she got stink on her clothes, and I still stink, and now there is stink on my DAY BED too!

It is awful, Aunties.  My lovely snuggly nice-smelling homely bed is now ruined, and - worst of all - Mum says I need an emergency bath during her lunchbreak.  They are going to have to de-stink all the beds, and me.

It is so unfair!

Tara doesn't stink.  And Mum says she won't have time to bathe us both today, so it is just MEEEEEEEE!!!

HELP!!!

 

Sidney:

Honestly, what a fuss and a drama.  I am never appreciated, am I?  There I am, getting injured in the course of defending my territory, suffering recurring War Wounds, and risking life and limb on defensive manoeuvres against this Young Upstart Invader.

PLUS I came home and I wiped myself clean, and washed MYSELF, so I did not get the Invader's stench onto the BIG BED.  I don't smell.  No complaints about me stinking up the Big Bed, are there?  It takes work, you know.

All helpful and considerate and brave actions, I think you will agree?

And now that pesky Runt is yammering and wimpering because his personal hygiene is so bad that he can't even wash himself.

Sometimes I despair.

 

Tara:

Is my bed going to get washed too?  Cos I would rather it wasn't, if that is OK?

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Sophie's Haven

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Oh Cato your in such a state. But look at this way once your bathe Mum will just love on you cause you will smell and feel so soft and silky and smell so sweet. Plus treats.....my paws get treats after a bath........so be very good and you will be rewarded cause you have a nice Mum.......then you need to have a talk with Sidney.........tell him to stay out of your bed or the next time you see him go out the window it will mysteriously close.......

Funny how dogs react to their bedding being washed..........now my guys love clean dog beds.....as soon as they see them come out of the dryer they head right for them. Plus they like clean toys.............

 

Sidney you were up to no good huh? Is that called revenge on your sibling......beware Sidney!!!

I think todays funny is more up your alley................I can only imagine if you had a partner in crime

what your Mum day would be like............

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Crinkly

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Cato: 

Oh Auntie @Sophie's Haven it was awful!!!

The stinky shampoo is FAR worse than Sidney's stinkyTomCatpee.  The water was warm, and Mum didn't do my face.  She said 'no reason to add insult to injury' and my face was proper-washed and trimmed only yesterday.  But then there was the hair dryer too!  And now I have got back down onto the floor all the beds have disappeared!!! We only have little travel mats to sit on, while my Day and Night beds are being washed. :(

Even Tara's beds have disappeared.  Which is a great pity, cos we both fit in one of them!

Calcium Bone treats though.  And I must admit that my tail is looking pretty good, in an unnaturally-clean kind of way.

We had a walk with Dad this morning, in the mud, so that when we got back I could get clean feet in the bath.  But it means no pics today.

:(

Think I need a bit of a snooze, and then maybe this morning will just seem like a bad dream.

 

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Sophie's Haven

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:huglove:Hugs to you Cato.......you poor sweet baby. May your dreams be of all the wonderful new smells you will experience on your next adventure.

But I bet you smell nice....look at this way......the worse of it is over until the next time. Just sniff the bed before you crawl in, never can trust a cat.

They are sneaky that way.  Hey there is nothing better then crawling into a bed that is nice and clean.........then you get to dirty is all up again........

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Hi Cato...
I say you tell Mom you want to get even with Sydney!

How to Wash the Cat

 

Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION!!!!!

Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

Flush the toilet three or four times.

Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

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Sincerely,

The DOG

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PipsMom

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:roflmao: So many laughs at Sidney's house..I was rolling laughing after I I got to Susan's post..too darn funny.

Bet this is all from when you went away with mom and dad Tara and Caro....See cats plan revenge a long long time before executing their plan.....Sidney has really outside himself now 

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