TUESDAY 16th Mar: The Thot Plickens
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MUM:
Official Apology, on this Day 15th March this Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen,
by Mum and Dad and Cato, and OK Tara too, (athough she isn't really interested)
for False Accusations and False Judgements Regarding the CatPee DogBed Polluting Incident
to Sidney Cat (Ruler of All He Surveys), of this Residence.
The Apology retracts ALL implied or stated criticisms meted out to said Feline, which are hereby unreservedly withdrawn, with no lingering doubts or slurs on Reputation of said Feline.
Witnessed by All Present.
Sidney:
About time.
Cato:
Mum saw a Shadowy Invader!!! In our house!!! Invading through the window!!! She was sniffing round to see if we have more TomCatpee stink and saw a STRANGER CAT!!! He was grey and fluffy and BIGGER than Sidney. So now we know that this cat isn't Sidney. And Sidney doesn't stink. But this cat must have invaded the day before yesterday and climbed into IN MY BED!!! And stinked it up!!! it is very upsetting.
Mum says she is going to build a lid on our bedroom pen so that nasty invaders can't come in, spray stink and bugger off. So I don't have to have any more baths. EVER. (Mum: that isn't quite what I said)
She also says I am soft and gorgeous and snuggly, and my fur has never been more beautiful. And our beds are nice and soft and dry too. But they don't smell homely yet. Tara wants a bath now. She stood squeaking and whining the whole time I got my bath yesterday. I mean, how silly do you have to be to WANT a bath?
We went for a walk too, which means that at least my feet smell properly of beach and stuff and not that horrible shampoo stuff.
It was sausage cafe first, in the warm. Here is the sausage distribution event, in MeerKat pose:
And then there was a long very cold walk on the beach. I wanted to go home half way through it was so grey and cold. Mum says she thinks Spring has gone away again.
Then we walked back along the North Promenade. You don't normally see this bit, cos it is all shut up during the week, and bad weather, and too full of people in the weekends and good weather.
Tara:
No dogs on our walk today, except the cockerpoo and the yorkie in the cafe. They seemed friendly, but were miles and miles away on the other side of the room. Mum says she is arranging trips out to meet new doggie friends. Don't think I want to go.
This is my I've Just Had Sausage and Stuck My Head in the Sand face:
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