All bent out of shape
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Pip:
Mom bathed us yesterday and did the full works as she calls it. I'm always such a good boy I hardly had any knots but sister?.... Well I'll let her tell you about her torture..I mean bath. Mom found a little spot on the inside my ear flap..scratching or hot spot she don't know which but she put some medicine on it and it's much better today.
Mom stayed in bed till almost lunch time...I kept pouncing on her telling her I was hungry...nothing to eat but stinky old dog food...who does she think I am...A DOG?
But moms walking funny all day..she can't pick me up either..I love mommie cuddles....but she can't walk without her knee's buckling and she makes funny noises when she stands up...not really standing up...more like a little old woman all bent over...don't tell mom I called her a old woman hehe
Abby:
Well let me tell you girl friends...this bath day isn't all it's cut out to be...She said I was the worst too. How undignified to think I was the stinkiest and get the hard part over with first.... Well I do not stink madam mommie .....I'm too posh to be anything but smelling of roses. Pip's always first anyway, why me?
Mom said I had a lot of tangles, mats and trouble everywhere but all I wanted to do was sit down and take a nap. If she wants me up she'll have to hold me there...I'm so tired I just can't be bothered helping her today...So that's what I did the whole 3 hours....sit on my lard butt every second I got a chance. My mom isn't smart ya know...no she's not. She had fought my mats on one whole side before she remembered she forgot to spray me with my magic knot stuff...See told you she isn't a bright spark. But after the old woman sprayed me it didn't hurt anymore as she picked through one layer at a time. She trimmed up Pip and my face so we could see, I don't miss my top knot one bit ...lol. Especially like she cut our mustache's..way too long and I was always sucking it inside my mouth
She says she needs a new slicker brush...what ever that is but next time she promises it won't be so bad. She ordered my new brush and the stuff she sprays in my eyes today....When dad looked after us he was using it as a grooming spray instead of my knot stuff....Mom wasn't laughing when she heard that...daddy's so funny.
So today I sitting on my royal butt all day and not doing nothing except to eat of course...I love eating. Mom says I love it way too much now....how can one live without eating?...... besides I'm special hehehe
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