MON&TUE 12&13th December: weird goings on
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Cato:
So today and yesterday have been WEIRD Aunties, and it has been very strange indeed. I will tell you about our walks, and then about the weirdnesses. Cos I don't don't think I like them.
We went to Our Field yesterday, and did some running and fighting and bouncing. See?
This is at the top of the steps. I was trying to decide if they were safe.
We looked down the side, incase that was better. But it wasn't.
And then Tara pushed past me, and went down. And I figured that she would get splatted in time for me to see it, and avoid being splatted myself. So I followed her.
But then I pushed in front cos she was going sooooo sloooowwwlyyy, and I have decided I like scouting. I used to scout a lot, but then I stopped. Not sure why.
Mum says that this is the point that she realised that Tara had ditched her pretty bow. Typical, eh?
But she didn't mind. All she really wanted to do was FIGHT
We went round a second time, and I didn't mind the steps at all. Funny how things get less scary, isn't it?
And of course Tara wanted another fight - and she got one! Hahaha!
Tara:
And this woz today's walk. It was all hard pavement, but there were lots and lots of sniffs. Mum didn't pic much, cos she and Dad were doing lots of talking stuff. Very boring. Something about cars. I didn't listen. But we walked all along the sniffy street til we got to Mum's favourite hot choc cafe.
And when we went inside it woz all warm, and the Sausage Lady ( Mum: that'll be the waitress) remembered me! And she fussed me! And she remembered that Cato is all gluten free and apologised that they don't have gluten free biscuits. I didn't mind, and I said I wanted biscuits anyway, and who cares about Cato, but no one ever listens to me 
so we had to sit down without biscuits.
But them Mum remembered that she had treats in her pocket, and she gave some to the Sausage Lady, who gave them to me, And I cuted at her.
Arbus came in with his Mum and Grandmum too. He is only 10 months, and there is some Yorkie in there somewhere, Mum says. He woz nice. He sat under his table, and we sat under our table, and we sniffed each other when we walked past him on the way to the door. He was nice. But he got biscuits from the Sausage Lady. And I had to watch.
Mum had poached eggses and smokeded salmon on gluten free toast, and we didn't get any!
Dad just had a stinky coffee and slipped us treats when Mum wasn't looking.
This is us leaving.
And this is wot happens to posts when Cato widdles on it too often! Haha! it dis- diss- olvses. Haha!
Tomorrow should be a better walk, Mum says, cos Pops and Nanna and us are all going out for the day. I want to sit on Nanna's lap all the way there, but Mum says I can't. I have to sit in the back, on my boring bed, instead of on Nanna's lap, looking out of the window, being fussed. Not fair!
Cato:
So, I was going to tell you all about the weirdnesses, wozn't I? Usually Mum spends a lot of time on the computer, and walks us at lunchtime. And usually Dad is out lots doing his shifty stuff.
Well the last two days have been different. And weird. Dad isn't shifting, and Mum isn't computering. Instead, they have been going out without us, and leaving us all alone. For AGES. (Mum: no more than 2.5 hours at a time!)
Mum says that our car, the one that takes us to our walks where we sit in the back, and dry off our mud and stuff, isn't very well. And he may be dying. Like Sidney died. Only a car death, not a cat death. So Mum and Dad are taking our dying car out to look for our new car.
Mum says there is nothing to worry about. We will still go on walks. And once we have our new car, we will have more bed space in the back, and when Pops and Nanna come out with us, they will have more space for their long human legs too.
But it is still a bit worrying. Wot if Old Car dies before New Car arrives? Mum says it is a Race Against Time which would be very exciting, but it would be much more fun if we weren't getting left by ourselves for hoursandhoursandhours, wouldn't it?
Mum's sky pics:
The trees are all in the cemetery. There aren't any leaves left at all, are there?
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